deathofthefatfriend:

My kink: burning more calories than I eat in a day

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My Swedish queen Saga needs to get her jaw wired shut because of problems but in the meantime she’s being fed like a baby. ✈️

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i’m literally such a crybaby
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I’m literally such a dumbass lol

I was so absent minded today

Went out for a fag during work and on the way back into the office I had to tap in using my ID card

Only when I walk into the door do I realise I used my debit card to scan. It made the beeping noise so I didn’t even look lol

I hope it didn’t take any money out of my account lol

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